🤨PARDON ME WHILE I RANT… 🙄Yesterday, I was listening to someone liken the menstruation belly to the menopause belly. 🤦🏼♀️Seriously. ☝🏼The menstruation belly is generally limited to the front section of the belly and only appears for a few days a month. 🛟The menopause belly goes ALL THE WAY AROUND THE BODY like a life preserver and never goes away. For the REST. OF. YOUR. EVER. LOVING. LIFE. 💊No amount of Motrin or water pills and a heating pad will make it go away. 🦇And you know what else we get to go with that intertube? These cubby batwing upper arms. So spaghetti straps are OUT OF THE QUESTION. Period. ‼️HERE IS MY POINT, MIDLIFE LADIES: When someone is offering you fashion advice, consider whether that person is a midlife woman experiencing all of the changes - both physical and emotional - that you are experiencing in the midlife years. IF NOT, then maybe that isn’t the right creator for you. Just my two cents. 🙅🏼♀️Rant over. 🛍️PS: This NO TUCK TOP comfortable covers *my* menopause belly and proudly shows off my super cute yet cubby bat wing arms. BONUS! Its under $10. AND..it just goes to show that I do wear a sprinkle of color every now and then. 😝 LTKSeasonal LTKOver40 LTKFindsUnder50