Mommying a one-year-old toddler after 40… the things they don’t tell you 🤣 Like how: 👶🏾 Your cardio is now sprinting after a tiny human with no sense of danger ☕️ Coffee and Coke Zero is a lifestyle, not a drink 💃🏾 Bedtime is YOUR party time (aka: silence + snacks to yourself) 🍪 your toddler considers cookies a food group 🧴 And somehow your whole body hurts even when you’re just sitting still But honestly? Wouldn’t trade this chaos for anything. BuiltInBestFriend 💕 MomLifeAfter40 ToddlerLife Over40Mom RealMomHumor ParentingAfter40 FunnyMomLife RelatableMomContent TiredButBlessed ToddlersBeWild absolutelyalli LTKBump LTKKids LTKBaby